My school is putting their feet down on the two-wheeled menace

"TheJWT" (thejwt)
01/08/2016 at 22:09 • Filed to: None

I neither understand nor cooperate.

It’s because they keep catching fire.

TheJWT > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
01/08/2016 at 22:16

I personally think it’s because the people riding them look hilariously silly

THEY DON’T HOVER. THEREFORE THEY CAN’T BE CALLED HOVERBOARDS.

Ok. I’m better now.

For Sweden > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 22:17

#twowheelsbad

Birddog > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 22:17

I believe you are both correct!

Urambo Tauro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
01/08/2016 at 22:29

THEY DON’T HOVER. THEREFORE THEY CAN’T BE CONFISCATED.

fify

Frank Grimes > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 22:49

hoverboards are for dorks.

Blondude > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 22:50

Kinja'd!!!

Got this a couple weeks back.

TheJWT > Blondude
01/08/2016 at 22:53

YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY OUR HOVERBOARDS I KNOW MY RIGHTS

Master Cylinder > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 22:55

That seems a bit extreme. Are enough people buying these things that you see them more than, like, once ever?

TheJWT > Master Cylinder
01/08/2016 at 23:06

Honestly I think it’s because they look ridiculous and the people at my school would be all over that shit.

Blondude > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 23:13

You misspelled Education, therefore the entire document is invalid.

*rides away on hoverboard*

BaconSandwich is tasty. > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 23:24

I recommend riding everywhere on a tiny bicycle instead.

TheJWT > BaconSandwich is tasty.
01/08/2016 at 23:26

Kinja'd!!!

Well... This is awkward...

BaconSandwich is tasty. > TheJWT
01/08/2016 at 23:32

I’m thinking something even smaller. Like one of those tiny clown bikes.

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > TheJWT
01/09/2016 at 14:30

They have to be fix batteries. So they don’t explode.